Nobody reads these anyways. I just want free.

Pick 12 of your OCs.

01. Aesir
02. Verdandi
03. Jace
04. Rue
05. Zeke
06. Cadence
07. Carlyle
08. Owen
09. Essa
10. Kereberos
11. Unnamed guy (But I shall call him Jack)
12. Samorn

01) Who would make a better college professor, 6 or 11? What subjects would they teach?
Cadence is a doctor, so she'd do medical stuff. Jack knows shit. 
Jack: Okay, class. This is a water balloon. The purpose of the almighty water balloon is too throw it at people. This enacts a war. The war will only end when-
Cadence: Jack?
Jack: Yes?
Cadence: Get out.

02) Do you think 2 is hot? How hot?
I'm sure Verdandi is hot under all of her rough edges and cold outside. And murderous rage. And scars. And such. And really short height that make people certain she's a child. 
In the end, the child thing is what probably stops people from thinking she's hot. Yeah, child. Not the attitude.

03) 12 sends 8 on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed?
Samorn: Fire boy, I need you to do something very important.
Owen: Dear Gods, save me now.
Samorn: No, it is a simple task. I need you to guy and burn all the hedge weeds in my country.
Owen: What, are you people to lazy to do it yourself?!
Samorn: ...Yes. We will pay you.
Owen: That's what happens when you get rich people.

04) What is or would be 9's favorite book?
Essa would be a total romantic person. She'd absolutely fall head over heels for Jane Austen or one of those classics. She'd probably be a big fan of Shakespeare as well.

05) Would it make more sense for 2 to swear fealty to 6, or the other way around?
Pfft. Cadence pretty much works for Verdandi already. It's just not in writing, because then she'd feel used.

06) For some reason, 5 is looking for a roommate. Should s/he share a studio apartment with 9 or with 10?
Poor Zeke.
Essa: Come on, Zeke. We know each other really well! I just need to get out of the Council's custody for a bit. Please?
Zeke: I don't know Essa. You are a girl...
Kerberos: Dude, I just quit my job and I have no money. I never realized that for the past whatever years under T, I never got a paycheck. Can I just hang out with till I get on my feet?
Essa: No fair! That's a sob story!
Kerberos: Cry me a river, Your Highness.
Zeke: He's kind of...
Essa: I'll clean and cook and do all the chores! Plus, I can pay rent.
Zeke: Sorry dude, she wins.

07) 2, 7 and 12 have dinner together. Where do they go, and what do they discuss?
Samorn: I really think you should be taking your position more seriously, Verdandi. No more of this silly helping stuff. (continues on)
Verdandi: You son of a...
Carlyle: She paid me. And this is a really nice restaurant.
Verdandi: I'm going to murder both of you.
Samorn: ...And that is why, this role is more of an image than action. Do you understand?

08) 3 challenges 10 to a duel. What happens?
Kerberos: What gives, dude?! I thought we were friends.
Jace: Yeah, well, Aesir got mad after you 'hurt' Verdandi's feelings and when she gets mad she can get kind of scary. So long story short, I gotta kick your ass. Sorry.
Kerberos: This isn't fair! You have powers.
Jace: Never said it was supposed to be fair.

09) If 1 stole 8's most precious possession, how would s/he get it back?
Owen: Aesir, you little bitch. Give it back.
Aesir: Oh, now that's no way to talk to a lady.
Owen: Why are you even doing this to me?
Aesir: I realized I didn't have anything to blackmail you with. 
Owen: Fuck you. ... How much?

10) Suggest a title for a story in which 7 and 12 both attain what they most desire.
The Tale of How Carlyle Finally Found Peace and Quiet and Samorn Had Nothing To Do with It.

11) What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 and 1 to work together?
The two are good friends. The plot device could be going to a bar. It'd work.

12) If 7 visited you for the weekend, how would you get along?
Carlyle: Is this the spare? Thanks.
Me: o-o. Whaaaa?
Carlyle: Your cleaning skills are horrible. I'll survive.
Me:

13) If you could command 3 to perform any one task or service for you, what would it be?
...I plead the fifth. 

14) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw 11?
If anyone of my friends even knew who he was, I still doubt they'd draw him.

15) If 2 had to choose sides between 4 and 5, which would it be?
Verdandi: let me get this straight. I either get to choose between the strong-willed person who doesn't take orders well--
Rue: Yep ;3
Verdandi: --Or the weak-willed person who can command an army better?
Zeke: Weak-willed?
Verdandi: Fiiiine. I pick the boy.

16) What might 10 shout while charging into battle?
Kerberos: FUCK THIS SHIIIIIIIIIT!

17) If you chose a song to represent 8, which song would you choose?
....Fire Burning, Fire Burning on the Dance F- -shot-

18) 1, 6, and 12 are having dim sum at a Chinese restaurant. There is only one scallion pancake left, and they all reach for it at the same time. Who gets to eat it?
Samorn: Well, it is my treat. I will... unfortunately, let one of you take it.
Cadence: No, I couldn't possibly. You should-
Aesir: -eats it- Too slow, you suckers. That's what you get for being nice.

19) What might be a good pick-up line for 2 to use on 10?
Verdandi: Hey, idiot. Get your ass over here and work.
Kerberos: ;-; Why did I accept this job.

20) What would 5 most likely be arrested for?
Zeke? ARRESTED? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I don't know, perhaps he over good-Samaritaned or there was some awkward misunderstanding? Whatever it was, it probably involved Rue and a flamingo.

21) What is 6's secret?
Cadence: What secret? I don't have a secret! No secret here! Haha..ha.
Carlyle: She sometimes plays with her dolls still.
Cadence:

22) If 11 and 9 were racing to a destination, who would get there first?
Jack: Woo, I won! 
Essa: This... this is reckless.
Jack: Yes. That's the point. You said you don't mind reckless. What's the big deal?
Essa: I was almost crushed by one of these death machines!
Jack: Oh... awkward.

23) If you had to walk home through a bad neighborhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7 or 8?
Those are the worst options ever. They'd both probably do their job, but Owen would be a sarcastic shit and Carlyle would never let me live it down. ;-; 
Owen: Oh, someone's scared of the dark, huh? What a big grown up author-lady.
Carlyle: It is completely rational for some people to fear the dark, especially in areas this dangerous. Of course, there are many more logical things to do than to call me as your protector.

24) 1 and 9 reluctantly team up to save the world from the threat posed by 4's sinister secret organization. 11 volunteers to help them, but it is later discovered that he/she is actually a spy for 4. Meanwhile, 4 has kidnapped 12 in an attempt to force their surrender. Following the wise advice of 5, they seek out 3, who gives them what they need to complete their quest. What title would you give this fic?
Of course it's Rue. But that sounds epic. Rue probably bribed Jack with tips on how to woo Verdandi, and Verdandi probably sent Aesir to stop this. Aesir and Essa don't get along so they would team up reluctantly and Jace is just the person they need. And naturally, Zeke is the only person who knows how to foil Rue.
It'd be called, The Average Tuesday. 



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